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  • This Flock Of Sheep Is Very Real, Even Though It Looks Like A Hallucination.

    This Flock Of Sheep Is Very Real, Even Though It Looks Like A Hallucination.

    Burn her anyway! Well, we did do the nose. And this isn’t my nose. This is a false one.

    Am I right?

    I am your king. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s got a wart. …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? How do you know she is a witch?

    • Be quiet!
    • Bring her forward!
    • Oh, ow!
    • Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m being repressed!

    We want a shrubbery!!

    But you are dressed as one… And this isn’t my nose. This is a false one. It’s only a model. Now, look here, my good man. I dunno. Must be a king. A newt?

    First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin

    Why? Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! How do you know she is a witch? He hasn’t got shit all over him. Shut up! Will you shut up?! Well, how’d you become king, then?

    1. I dunno. Must be a king.
    2. Bring her forward!
    Help, help, I’m being repressed!

    Shut up! Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Bring her forward! You can’t expect to wield supreme power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

    What… is your quest?

    I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! What do you mean? Burn her! Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut’s tropical! What a strange person. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s got a wart.

  • 11 Reasons Why You Should Start Losing Weight Right Now. Like, Right Now.

    11 Reasons Why You Should Start Losing Weight Right Now. Like, Right Now.

    Keep your mind limber. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. This man is a knight in shining armor. Keep your mind limber. You all right, Dexter?

    Born Free

    Watching ice melt. This is fun. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. I’m real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. He taught me a code. To survive.

    • I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me.
    • Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized.

    Take It!

    I’m going to tell you something that I’ve never told anyone before. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. Like a sloth. I can do that. Cops, another community I’m not part of. I’m really more an apartment person.

    Father Knows Best

    You all right, Dexter? You all right, Dexter? He taught me a code. To survive. I’m really more an apartment person.

    1. Cops, another community I’m not part of.
    2. I’m doing mental jumping jacks.
    3. I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex!
    4. I’m really more an apartment person.
    Popping Cherry

    I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex! Cops, another community I’m not part of. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. He taught me a code. To survive. I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex! Watching ice melt. This is fun.

    An Inconvenient Lie

    I’m generally confused most of the time. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me. I’m really more an apartment person. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter.

  • Here Are The 25 Best Photobombs Ever Caught On Camera

    Here Are The 25 Best Photobombs Ever Caught On Camera

    There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Army had half a day. That’s why you always leave a note!

    Exit Strategy

    There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time!

    • Marry me.
    • Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right.
    • I care deeply for nature.

    Amigos

    No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I’ve opened a door here that I regret. I care deeply for nature.

    Pier Pressure

    Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Across from where? Well, what do you expect, mother? No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide.

    1. That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’
    2. Well, what do you expect, mother?
    3. Marry me.
    4. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life.
    5. Steve Holt!
    Ready, Aim, Marry Me

    What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. No… but I’d like to be asked! Really? Did nothing cancel? But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn’t that mean anything anymore?

    Afternoon delight

    We just call it a sausage. I’ve opened a door here that I regret. Marry me. No… but I’d like to be asked!

  • These Beauty Ingredients From The Past Could Actually Kill You. This Was Okay?

    These Beauty Ingredients From The Past Could Actually Kill You. This Was Okay?

    Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn’t I break his legs? Tell them I hate them. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock.

    The Honking

    Hey, guess what you’re accessories to. I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. Actually, that’s still true. Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. Meh. Yeah, lots of people did.

    • Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets!
    • Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life.
    • WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!
    • Hello Morbo, how’s the family?

    A Big Piece of Garbage

    Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! Man, I’m sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! Well I’da done better, but it’s plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence.

    The Why of Fry

    I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool. I was all of history’s great robot actors – Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars. Explain that. I don’t ‘need’ to drink. I can quit anytime I want!

    1. THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN!
    2. I can explain. It’s very valuable.
    3. Eeeee! Now say “nuclear wessels”!
    4. Oh God, what have I done?
    Parasites Lost

    You wouldn’t. Ask anyway! You wouldn’t. Ask anyway! I suppose I could part with ‘one’ and still be feared…

    Anthology of Interest II

    With gusto. Our love isn’t any different from yours, except it’s hotter, because I’m involved. Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN! Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I’m going to come back there and change your opinions manually! Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating.