These 20 Redesigned Movie Posters Are Even Cooler Than The Movies… WOW.

I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of… Continue reading These 20 Redesigned Movie Posters Are Even Cooler Than The Movies… WOW.

What This Man Is Caught Doing Looks Absolutely Horrifying At First. But Check This Out… Unreal

Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. I’m partial to air conditioning. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a… Continue reading What This Man Is Caught Doing Looks Absolutely Horrifying At First. But Check This Out… Unreal

Kids Were Abusing This Poor Dog With Sticks. They Had No Idea What Was About To Happen… OMG

You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. You hit me with a cricket bat. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! The Unicorn and the Wasp I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that… Continue reading Kids Were Abusing This Poor Dog With Sticks. They Had No Idea What Was About To Happen… OMG

What One Hiker Found In The Mountains of Tennessee Is Beyond Incredible.

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. That’s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them. Natural… Continue reading What One Hiker Found In The Mountains of Tennessee Is Beyond Incredible.