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  • The Ghosts of Chernobyl Live In This Creepy Amusement Park. Can I Go??

    The Ghosts of Chernobyl Live In This Creepy Amusement Park. Can I Go??

    Fry! Stay back! He’s too powerful! I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love you, buddy!

    The Deep South

    Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. Say it in Russian! You lived before you met me?! Ooh, name it after me! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. Why would a robot need to drink?

    • Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There’s only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo!
    • You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see!
    • Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be.

    I Second That Emotion

    It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you? It must be wonderful. You’re going to do his laundry? In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms. I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money. I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!

    Put Your Head on my Shoulder

    You know, I was God once. Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree.

    1. THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN!
    2. Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault!
    3. Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree.
    4. I love you, buddy!
    Anthology of Interest I

    Bender, hurry! This fuel’s expensive! Also, we’re dying! Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! Stop it, stop it. It’s fine. I will ‘destroy’ you!

    Anthology of Interest I

    Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died. Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died. I never loved you. Take me to your leader! Hey, whatcha watching?

  • These Pixelated Portraits Are Created Using Something Unexpected, But Genius.

    These Pixelated Portraits Are Created Using Something Unexpected, But Genius.

    A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. Kids, kids. I’m not going to die. That only happens to bad people. Kids, kids. I’m not going to die. That only happens to bad people. Slow down, Bart! My legs don’t know how to be as long as yours.


    The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show

    D’oh. What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway. When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun. Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three “Highlander” movies.

    • Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
    • When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.

    Natural Born Kissers

    They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day. Save me, Jeebus. I didn’t get rich by signing checks.

    The Last Temptation of Homer

    I can’t go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man? Jesus must be spinning in his grave! Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I work, I work. And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold.

    1. Jesus must be spinning in his grave!
    2. We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.
    3. I was saying “Boo-urns.”
    4. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world.
    Marge vs. Monorail

    Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. Human contact: the final frontier. Oh, so they have Internet on computers now!

    Homer the Great

    How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? I don’t like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there’s too many fat children. I’ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! Homer no function beer well without. Me fail English? That’s unpossible.

  • These Beauty Ingredients From The Past Could Actually Kill You. This Was Okay?

    These Beauty Ingredients From The Past Could Actually Kill You. This Was Okay?

    Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn’t I break his legs? Tell them I hate them. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock.

    The Honking

    Hey, guess what you’re accessories to. I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. Actually, that’s still true. Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. Meh. Yeah, lots of people did.

    • Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets!
    • Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life.
    • WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!
    • Hello Morbo, how’s the family?

    A Big Piece of Garbage

    Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! Man, I’m sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! Well I’da done better, but it’s plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence.

    The Why of Fry

    I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool. I was all of history’s great robot actors – Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars. Explain that. I don’t ‘need’ to drink. I can quit anytime I want!

    1. THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN!
    2. I can explain. It’s very valuable.
    3. Eeeee! Now say “nuclear wessels”!
    4. Oh God, what have I done?
    Parasites Lost

    You wouldn’t. Ask anyway! You wouldn’t. Ask anyway! I suppose I could part with ‘one’ and still be feared…

    Anthology of Interest II

    With gusto. Our love isn’t any different from yours, except it’s hotter, because I’m involved. Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN! Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I’m going to come back there and change your opinions manually! Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating.

  • Listen To “The Piano Guys” Take You Through 50 Years Of Batman

    Listen To “The Piano Guys” Take You Through 50 Years Of Batman

    What?! The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. I’m trying not to, kid.

    Jedi Academy

    Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. What!? As you wish. Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you’re going.

    • I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan–
    • Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you.
    • I’m trying not to, kid.
    • He is here.
    • Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you.

    The Empire Strikes Back

    As you wish. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. He is here.

    Jedi Academy

    Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. Don’t underestimate the Force. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There’s nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. What good is a reward if you ain’t around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain’t my idea of courage. It’s more like…suicide.

    1. Dantooine. They’re on Dantooine.
    2. What good is a reward if you ain’t around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain’t my idea of courage. It’s more like…suicide.
    3. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct.
    The Phantom Menace

    I can’t get involved! I’ve got work to do! It’s not that I like the Empire, I hate it, but there’s nothing I can do about it right now. It’s such a long way from here. Don’t underestimate the Force. Don’t underestimate the Force.

    Attack of the Clones

    Still, she’s got a lot of spirit. I don’t know, what do you think? Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. As you wish. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him.