Cooking on Cloud Wine

Category: Desserts

  • You Won’t Believe How Your Workspace Has Changed Over The Years… Wow.

    You Won’t Believe How Your Workspace Has Changed Over The Years… Wow.

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  • The Ghosts of Chernobyl Live In This Creepy Amusement Park. Can I Go??

    The Ghosts of Chernobyl Live In This Creepy Amusement Park. Can I Go??

    Fry! Stay back! He’s too powerful! I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love you, buddy!

    The Deep South

    Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. Say it in Russian! You lived before you met me?! Ooh, name it after me! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. Why would a robot need to drink?

    • Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There’s only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo!
    • You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see!
    • Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be.

    I Second That Emotion

    It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you? It must be wonderful. You’re going to do his laundry? In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms. I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money. I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!

    Put Your Head on my Shoulder

    You know, I was God once. Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree.

    1. THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN!
    2. Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault!
    3. Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree.
    4. I love you, buddy!
    Anthology of Interest I

    Bender, hurry! This fuel’s expensive! Also, we’re dying! Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! Stop it, stop it. It’s fine. I will ‘destroy’ you!

    Anthology of Interest I

    Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died. Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died. I never loved you. Take me to your leader! Hey, whatcha watching?

  • These Pixelated Portraits Are Created Using Something Unexpected, But Genius.

    These Pixelated Portraits Are Created Using Something Unexpected, But Genius.

    A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. Kids, kids. I’m not going to die. That only happens to bad people. Kids, kids. I’m not going to die. That only happens to bad people. Slow down, Bart! My legs don’t know how to be as long as yours.


    The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show

    D’oh. What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway. When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun. Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three “Highlander” movies.

    • Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
    • When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.

    Natural Born Kissers

    They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day. Save me, Jeebus. I didn’t get rich by signing checks.

    The Last Temptation of Homer

    I can’t go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man? Jesus must be spinning in his grave! Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I work, I work. And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold.

    1. Jesus must be spinning in his grave!
    2. We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.
    3. I was saying “Boo-urns.”
    4. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world.
    Marge vs. Monorail

    Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. Human contact: the final frontier. Oh, so they have Internet on computers now!

    Homer the Great

    How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? I don’t like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there’s too many fat children. I’ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! Homer no function beer well without. Me fail English? That’s unpossible.

  • 11 Reasons Why You Should Start Losing Weight Right Now. Like, Right Now.

    11 Reasons Why You Should Start Losing Weight Right Now. Like, Right Now.

    Keep your mind limber. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. This man is a knight in shining armor. Keep your mind limber. You all right, Dexter?

    Born Free

    Watching ice melt. This is fun. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. I’m real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. He taught me a code. To survive.

    • I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me.
    • Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized.

    Take It!

    I’m going to tell you something that I’ve never told anyone before. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. Like a sloth. I can do that. Cops, another community I’m not part of. I’m really more an apartment person.

    Father Knows Best

    You all right, Dexter? You all right, Dexter? He taught me a code. To survive. I’m really more an apartment person.

    1. Cops, another community I’m not part of.
    2. I’m doing mental jumping jacks.
    3. I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex!
    4. I’m really more an apartment person.
    Popping Cherry

    I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex! Cops, another community I’m not part of. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. He taught me a code. To survive. I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex! Watching ice melt. This is fun.

    An Inconvenient Lie

    I’m generally confused most of the time. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me. I’m really more an apartment person. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter.