Cooking on Cloud Wine

Category: Meat

  • 18 Animals With Ridiculously Misleading Names. Where Did They Come Up With These?

    18 Animals With Ridiculously Misleading Names. Where Did They Come Up With These?

    Well, how’d you become king, then? Well, Mercia’s a temperate zone! I dunno. Must be a king. The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!

    What… is your quest?

    Burn her anyway! Now, look here, my good man. What do you mean?

    • Camelot!
    • Burn her!
    • We want a shrubbery!!
    • Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m being repressed!

    I’m not dead!

    Why? Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut’s tropical! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! We want a shrubbery!!

    Bridgekeeper

    Burn her! On second thoughts, let’s not go there. It is a silly place. I’m not a witch.

    1. On second thoughts, let’s not go there. It is a silly place.
    2. Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
    Help, help, I’m being repressed!

    Where’d you get the coconuts? And the hat. She’s a witch! On second thoughts, let’s not go there. It is a silly place. Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! How do you know she is a witch?

    What… is your quest?

    …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? On second thoughts, let’s not go there. It is a silly place. Burn her anyway!

  • This Culture Mourns Their Lost Loved Ones With A Unique Burial Process.

    This Culture Mourns Their Lost Loved Ones With A Unique Burial Process.

    OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring.

    The Cyber House Rules

    Ummm…to eBay? Hey, guess what you’re accessories to. Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree.

    • I feel like I was mauled by Jesus.
    • I’m Santa Claus!
    • Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing.

    Xmas Story

    With gusto. Ah, the ‘Breakfast Club’ soundtrack! I can’t wait til I’m old enough to feel ways about stuff! Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it!

    Attack of the Killer App

    But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?!

    1. Fry, you can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.
    2. Meh.
    3. If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.
    In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela

    Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” Ooh, name it after me! Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money!

    Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences

    Bender, being God isn’t easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money! I never loved you.

  • This Photographer And Her Bunny Have Epic Photo Shoots. It’s Just Too Cute.

    This Photographer And Her Bunny Have Epic Photo Shoots. It’s Just Too Cute.

    Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Really? Did nothing cancel? Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor.

    Mr. F

    He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. Marry me.

    • I’ve opened a door here that I regret.
    • That’s why you always leave a note!
    • He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish.
    • He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish.

    Pier Pressure

    I’ve opened a door here that I regret. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Steve Holt! First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians.

    Afternoon delight

    Across from where? What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun.

    1. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer.
    2. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.
    3. Across from where?
    Exit Strategy

    I’m a monster. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. Michael! No… but I’d like to be asked! I care deeply for nature.

    Good Grief!

    It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. Michael! There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn’t that mean anything anymore? Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun.

  • You Won’t Believe How Your Workspace Has Changed Over The Years… Wow.

    You Won’t Believe How Your Workspace Has Changed Over The Years… Wow.

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