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  • This Flock Of Sheep Is Very Real, Even Though It Looks Like A Hallucination.

    This Flock Of Sheep Is Very Real, Even Though It Looks Like A Hallucination.

    Burn her anyway! Well, we did do the nose. And this isn’t my nose. This is a false one.

    Am I right?

    I am your king. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s got a wart. …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? How do you know she is a witch?

    • Be quiet!
    • Bring her forward!
    • Oh, ow!
    • Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m being repressed!

    We want a shrubbery!!

    But you are dressed as one… And this isn’t my nose. This is a false one. It’s only a model. Now, look here, my good man. I dunno. Must be a king. A newt?

    First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin

    Why? Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! How do you know she is a witch? He hasn’t got shit all over him. Shut up! Will you shut up?! Well, how’d you become king, then?

    1. I dunno. Must be a king.
    2. Bring her forward!
    Help, help, I’m being repressed!

    Shut up! Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Bring her forward! You can’t expect to wield supreme power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

    What… is your quest?

    I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! What do you mean? Burn her! Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut’s tropical! What a strange person. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s got a wart.

  • Listen To “The Piano Guys” Take You Through 50 Years Of Batman

    Listen To “The Piano Guys” Take You Through 50 Years Of Batman

    What?! The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. I’m trying not to, kid.

    Jedi Academy

    Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. What!? As you wish. Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you’re going.

    • I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan–
    • Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you.
    • I’m trying not to, kid.
    • He is here.
    • Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you.

    The Empire Strikes Back

    As you wish. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. He is here.

    Jedi Academy

    Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. Don’t underestimate the Force. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There’s nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. What good is a reward if you ain’t around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain’t my idea of courage. It’s more like…suicide.

    1. Dantooine. They’re on Dantooine.
    2. What good is a reward if you ain’t around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain’t my idea of courage. It’s more like…suicide.
    3. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct.
    The Phantom Menace

    I can’t get involved! I’ve got work to do! It’s not that I like the Empire, I hate it, but there’s nothing I can do about it right now. It’s such a long way from here. Don’t underestimate the Force. Don’t underestimate the Force.

    Attack of the Clones

    Still, she’s got a lot of spirit. I don’t know, what do you think? Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. As you wish. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him.

  • What This Man Did For The Woman He Loves Makes Everyone Else Look Bad.

    What This Man Did For The Woman He Loves Makes Everyone Else Look Bad.

    What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Michael! Marry me. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

    Afternoon delight

    Steve Holt! Across from where? Really? Did nothing cancel? It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. I’m a monster. That’s why you always leave a note!

    • That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’
    • I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.

    Ready, Aim, Marry Me

    Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Marry me. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.

    Pier Pressure

    I’ve opened a door here that I regret. We just call it a sausage. I care deeply for nature. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?”

    1. Marry me.
    2. Really? Did nothing cancel?
    3. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun.
    4. Across from where?
    5. We just call it a sausage.
    Pier Pressure

    Whoa, this guy’s straight? There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun.

    Good Grief!

    Guy’s a pro. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer.