Cooking on Cloud Wine

Category: Miscellaneous

  • You Won’t Believe How Your Workspace Has Changed Over The Years… Wow.

    You Won’t Believe How Your Workspace Has Changed Over The Years… Wow.

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  • These Mysterious Photos Of Twins Are Oddly Haunting. They’ll Stay In Your Memory.

    These Mysterious Photos Of Twins Are Oddly Haunting. They’ll Stay In Your Memory.

    But with the blast shield down, I can’t even see! How am I supposed to fight? Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There’s nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me.

    The Rebel Force

    I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I’m getting too old for this sort of thing. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan– I want to come with you to Alderaan. There’s nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? Ye-ha! The Force is strong with this one. I have you now.

    • I care. So, what do you think of her, Han?
    • Your eyes can deceive you. Don’t trust them.
    • I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct.

    Return of the Jedi

    The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. Red Five standing by. Ye-ha! I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct.

    Imperial Star Destroyer

    I can’t get involved! I’ve got work to do! It’s not that I like the Empire, I hate it, but there’s nothing I can do about it right now. It’s such a long way from here. The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. You don’t believe in the Force, do you?

    1. I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I’m getting too old for this sort of thing.
    2. Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.
    3. Look, I ain’t in this for your revolution, and I’m not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I’m in it for the money.
    The Phantom Menace

    Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. What good is a reward if you ain’t around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain’t my idea of courage. It’s more like…suicide. I call it luck.

    Rebel Mission to Ord Mantell

    No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can’t possibly… The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan– I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan–

  • This Flock Of Sheep Is Very Real, Even Though It Looks Like A Hallucination.

    This Flock Of Sheep Is Very Real, Even Though It Looks Like A Hallucination.

    Burn her anyway! Well, we did do the nose. And this isn’t my nose. This is a false one.

    Am I right?

    I am your king. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s got a wart. …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? How do you know she is a witch?

    • Be quiet!
    • Bring her forward!
    • Oh, ow!
    • Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m being repressed!

    We want a shrubbery!!

    But you are dressed as one… And this isn’t my nose. This is a false one. It’s only a model. Now, look here, my good man. I dunno. Must be a king. A newt?

    First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin

    Why? Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! How do you know she is a witch? He hasn’t got shit all over him. Shut up! Will you shut up?! Well, how’d you become king, then?

    1. I dunno. Must be a king.
    2. Bring her forward!
    Help, help, I’m being repressed!

    Shut up! Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Bring her forward! You can’t expect to wield supreme power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

    What… is your quest?

    I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! What do you mean? Burn her! Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut’s tropical! What a strange person. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s got a wart.

  • The Ghosts of Chernobyl Live In This Creepy Amusement Park. Can I Go??

    The Ghosts of Chernobyl Live In This Creepy Amusement Park. Can I Go??

    Fry! Stay back! He’s too powerful! I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love you, buddy!

    The Deep South

    Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. Say it in Russian! You lived before you met me?! Ooh, name it after me! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. Why would a robot need to drink?

    • Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There’s only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo!
    • You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see!
    • Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be.

    I Second That Emotion

    It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you? It must be wonderful. You’re going to do his laundry? In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms. I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money. I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!

    Put Your Head on my Shoulder

    You know, I was God once. Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree.

    1. THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN!
    2. Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault!
    3. Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree.
    4. I love you, buddy!
    Anthology of Interest I

    Bender, hurry! This fuel’s expensive! Also, we’re dying! Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! Stop it, stop it. It’s fine. I will ‘destroy’ you!

    Anthology of Interest I

    Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died. Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died. I never loved you. Take me to your leader! Hey, whatcha watching?