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  • Kids Were Abusing This Poor Dog With Sticks. They Had No Idea What Was About To Happen… OMG

    Kids Were Abusing This Poor Dog With Sticks. They Had No Idea What Was About To Happen… OMG

    You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. You hit me with a cricket bat. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!

    The Unicorn and the Wasp

    I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me!

    • Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!
    • It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

    Forest of the Dead

    The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?

    Midnight

    *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! You hit me with a cricket bat. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?

    1. They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens!
    2. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?
    3. You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?
    4. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.
    The Impossible Astronaut

    Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

    Journey’s End

    I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. You’ve swallowed a planet! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens!

  • Robin’s Quinoa with Mushrooms and Spinach Recipe

    Ingredients

    1 tablespoon olive oil
    1/2 onion, chopped fine
    1 teaspoon minced garlic
    1 cup quinoa
    1/2 cup white wine
    1 3/4 cups chicken broth
    2 teaspoons balsamic vinegar
    1 teaspoon chopped fresh thyme

    1 tablespoon olive oil
    1 (8 ounce) package sliced mushrooms
    4 teaspoons balsamic vinegar
    1/4 cup white wine
    1/4 cup chicken broth
    1 teaspoon chopped fresh thyme
    salt and pepper to taste
    1 (10 ounce) bag washed spinach leaves
    1/4 cup crumbled goat cheese

    Directions

    Heat olive oil in a saucepan over medium heat. Add onion and garlic, cook and stir until the onion has softened and turned translucent, about 5 minutes. Stir in quinoa until well blended.

    Pour in 1/2 cup white wine and cook, stirring, until absorbed by the quinoa, about 30 seconds. Stir in 1 3/4 cups chicken broth, 2 teaspoons balsamic vinegar, and 1 teaspoon chopped thyme. Bring to a boil over medium-high heat, then reduce heat to medium-low, cover, and simmer until the quinoa is tender, about 15 minutes.

    Meanwhile, heat 1 tablespoon olive oil in a skillet over medium-high heat. Add the mushrooms and cook until lightly browned, about 5 minutes. Pour in 4 teaspoons balsamic vinegar, 1/4 cup white wine, 1/4 cup chicken stock, and 1 teaspoon chopped thyme. Reduce heat to medium-low, cover, and simmer until the mushrooms soften, about 5 minutes.

    Once the quinoa has cooked, stir in the mushroom mixture, and season to taste with salt and pepper. Remove quinoa from the heat and stir in spinach leaves, which will wilt. Transfer to a serving dish and sprinkle with crumbled goat cheese.

  • Recipe For Roasted Goose with Port Wine Cherry Sauce

    Ingredients

    1 (10 pound) whole goose
    sea salt to taste
    1/2 orange
    1/2 lemon
    1/2 Granny Smith apple

    2 tablespoons goose fat
    1 cup cherries, pitted and halved
    1 cup port wine
    1 1/2 teaspoons grated fresh ginger root
    1/4 cup thinly sliced green onion
    1 tablespoon white sugar
    1 1/2 teaspoons soy sauce
    1/2 cup chicken stock

    Directions

    Preheat an oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).

    Use a fork to prick the goose all over. Do not go into the meat, just through the skin. Season inside and out with sea salt, stuff with the orange, lemon, and apple; tie the wings behind the bird with cooking twine. Place breast-side-down into a roasting pan, and fill with 1/2-inch of water.

    Bake in the preheated oven for 45 minutes, then remove from the oven. Turn the goose breast-side-up, and prick the skin with a fork again. Add water to the pan to bring the level back up to 1/2-inch. Return the goose to the oven, and cook until an instant-read thermometer inserted into the thickest part of the thigh, near the bone reads 170 degrees F (75 degrees C), about 2 hours. Remove from the oven, and cover loosely with aluminum foil to rest.

    Spoon 2 tablespoons of goose fat from the roasting pan into a small saucepan, and heat over medium heat. Stir in the cherries and cook until the cherries have softened and begun to release their juice, about 10 minutes. Stir in the port wine, and bring to a boil over high heat. Boil for 2 minutes, then stir in the ginger, green onion, sugar, soy sauce, and chicken stock. Return to a boil, then reduce heat to medium, and simmer until the sauce has reduced by half, or to your desired consistency, about 10 minutes. Serve the sauce alongside the goose.

  • Gingered Cranberry Chutney

    Ingredients

    1 cup packed brown sugar
    1/3 cup red wine vinegar or cider vinegar
    1/2 teaspoon ground ginger
    1/8 teaspoon cayenne pepper
    1/8 teaspoon salt
    2 pounds fresh pears, peeled and diced
    1 (12 ounce) package fresh or frozen cranberries
    1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon

    Directions

    In a large saucepan, combine the brown sugar, vinegar, ginger, cayenne and salt. Bring to a boil. Add pears. Reduce heat; cover and simmer for 10 minutes or until pears are tender. Strain, reserving liquid. Return liquid to pan. Discard gingerroot; set pears aside. Stir cranberries into pan. Cook over medium heat until berries pop, about 3 minutes, stirring occasionally. Strain berries, reserving liquid. Return liquid to pan; set berries aside. Bring liquid to a boil; cook, uncovered, until liquid is reduced to 1/2 cup. Stir in pears, cranberries and cinnamon. Serve warm or cold. Store in the refrigerator.