2 tablespoons olive oil 1 (4 pound) chicken, cut into pieces garlic powder to taste 1/2 pound fresh mushrooms, sliced 1 large onion, diced 1/2 teaspoon dried basil 1/2 teaspoon dried oregano 1/2 teaspoon dried rosemary 1/2 teaspoon dried thyme 1 teaspoon garlic salt 1/4 teaspoon black pepper 1 teaspoon poultry seasoning 1 cup dry white wine 1 (10.5 ounce) can chicken broth
Directions
Heat olive oil in a large Dutch oven over medium heat. Sprinkle chicken with garlic powder, and brown on both sides. Remove chicken to paper towels.
Spoon off chicken fat, and return pan to stove. Stir in mushrooms and onions; cook, stirring occasionally, until onions are soft. Remove to a medium bowl.
In a separate bowl, mix together basil, oregano, rosemary, and thyme. Season with garlic salt, pepper, and poultry seasoning. Stir in wine, and add to onion and mushrooms.
Return chicken to Dutch oven. Pour mushroom mixture and broth over chicken; cover, and cook over low heat until meat begins to fall off the bone, about 1 1/2 hours.
1/2 cup olive oil 1 tablespoon Dijon mustard 3 cloves garlic, minced 1 lemon, juiced 1 orange, juiced 1 teaspoon dried basil, or to taste 2 tablespoons white wine (optional) 30 tiger prawns, peeled and deveined
Directions
In a glass dish, mix together the olive oil, mustard, garlic, lemon juice, orange juice, basil and white wine. Add the prawns, and stir to coat. Cover, and let marinate for 1 hour.
Heat an outdoor grill to high heat.
Thread prawns onto skewers. Grill for 3 to 5 minutes, turning once, until pink.
1 (6 ounce) package raspberry gelatin 2 cups boiling water 1 (16 ounce) can whole berry cranberry sauce 1 (8 ounce) can crushed pineapple, undrained 1/2 cup red wine or grape juice 1/3 cup chopped walnuts 1 (8 ounce) package cream cheese, softened 1/4 cup mayonnaise 1 teaspoon grated orange peel
Directions
In a bowl, dissolve gelatin in water. add cranberry sauce, pineapple, wine or juice and walnuts; mix well. To evenly distribute fruit and nuts, chill until partially set, about 2 hours. Then pour into a 6-cup ring mold coated with nonstick cooking spray. Refrigerate until set. Unmold onto a serving plate. In a small mixing bowl, combine cream cheese, mayonnaise and orange peel. Serve with the salad.
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The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show
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When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.
Natural Born Kissers
They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day. Save me, Jeebus. I didn’t get rich by signing checks.
The Last Temptation of Homer
I can’t go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man? Jesus must be spinning in his grave! Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I work, I work. And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold.
Jesus must be spinning in his grave!
We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.
I was saying “Boo-urns.”
I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world.
Marge vs. Monorail
Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. Human contact: the final frontier. Oh, so they have Internet on computers now!
Homer the Great
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